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Felipe is a kpop hater and doesn't like asian people. Is also a bad singer and loves to play video games (usually farmville). Is always burping and calling his only friend fat. Is lazy and is always eating. Feels proud of himself when he does a successful handstand. His face stings. He is always making wierd sounds and screams a lot. Is usually from ukcraine and albino. Filipe is rude and likes nasty ice tea, don't be like filipe.
1: that guy is from ukcraine.
2: i know, he is a felipe.
3: that guy is a felipe.
4: omg why doesn't he like asians?
Felipe is a mindless Piece of shit
Have you seen Felipe?
No, but I heard he's pretty Retarded.
A person who is smart but also completely clueless at the same time about anything sexual. they also believe that fleshlights are made out of zombie skin.
Stop being such a Felipe you dipshit.
A guy with a styrofoam head that's been through a lot of stuff. Beaten up a lot by Flamingo/Albert before his head got ripped apart
Flamingo: Felipe this is your fault! -proceeds to beat felipe until his head is completely destroyed-
That one spanish douche that probably rides anything with "board" in the name. He probably owns a juul and won't let anyone get more than one hit in a rotation because hes as stiff as a dildo.
Everyone: Yo Felipe, pass the Juul!
Felipe: Can't, mi madre says i can't share until im 18
Everyone: Shut up you fucking bucket
Felipe is destined to become a plumber. He is pedosexual. Felipe is a horrible name. Don’t name your child felipe please I beg you I suffer from the consequences. They are mostly lactose intolerant. And they smell like booty hole. If your name is felipe you should move to Alabama to talk about our curse together as a family. ;)
“Call felipe the plumber please”
If you meet someone named Felipe, get them help. He is addicted to chicken. Eating chicken every single day.
"Hey whos thats?"
Oh, thats just felipe.
"whats he doing?"
oh he is eating chicken, he needs to go to rehab. he eats chicken on a daily basis.