Felipe is destined to become a plumber. He is pedosexual. Felipe is a horrible name. Don’t name your child felipe please I beg you I suffer from the consequences. They are mostly lactose intolerant. And they smell like booty hole. If your name is felipe you should move to Alabama to talk about our curse together as a family. ;)
“Call felipe the plumber please”
If you meet someone named Felipe, get them help. He is addicted to chicken. Eating chicken every single day.
"Hey whos thats?"
Oh, thats just felipe.
"whats he doing?"
oh he is eating chicken, he needs to go to rehab. he eats chicken on a daily basis.
Act of being scammed in roblox
Felipe - "Hey.. that's not a rainbow crystal"
"Uhh.. *leaves*"
Annoying as that is bad at Fortnite and can’t roam with Jager and is loud as fuck can’t make good call outs and is benched in the football team
“Yo Felipe where’s the guy that killed you in the beginning of the round”
“He’s at the door”
He peeks and dies from the window
Very dumb person
Never right
Small dick
Thinks sophie is amazing
😘
“ my name is Felipe, I’m dumb and Sophie is amazing”
Has over 2000 hours on any game.
Did you hear that Felipe has over 2000 hours on pornhub?