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When you go out and with no effort whatsoever, a woman or women want to have sex with you. This typically happens for males in their prime.
I went out last night to hang out with the guys, and this girl literally fell on my dick.
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An act of which a most un-intellegent person who has indulged in syntetic narcotics wigs out after feeling like they are O.D'ing. Often the subject/spanner who is "falling off the dragon" Will be found flat on their back making pirate like noises. A person who has fallen off the dragon can be revived simply by pouring cold water on them.
Person 1. "Oh dear, looks like Tony has fallen off the dragon" Person 2. "what makes you say that?" "Person 1. "he is lying on the floor screaming like captain blackbeard"
Tony "hey guys, sorry I fell off the dragon last night, too many sunthetics Im affraid."
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phrase used when you do something so good to get back at an ex. typically used when you pop off on insta so hard that you are leaving your ex absolutely shook. a phrase used in only the most sh00k situations, usually with the purpose of adding emphasis.
friend 1: “biiiiitch did u see my recent ig pic??”
friend 2: “ya hoe, literally his dick fell off”
friend 3: “literally FLEW off”
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The act of providing oral sex to someone in the parking lot of Chick-fil-a in protest of the owners position on homosexuality.
The girl at the drive in was appalled when she looked down and saw Neil giving Bob Chick-Fell-Atio.
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When a stock in a publically traded company goes down a rediculous amount. This is usually because of a bad financial new announcement.
"My broker bought me this piece of shit start up company last week, the fucking stock fell out of bed already."
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The act of completely wiping out while trying to move quickly or perform a potentially impressive feat of skill.
Todd tried to grind a rail with his skateboard, but totally Fell Short of the Glory and bagged himself.