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One who is a douche bag, or implying homosexuality
my roommate Chris is a total cock ferret.
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the eternal ferret is a mythical creature that was destroyed by limecat and the clock spider. the eternal ferret is not hiding with chinchillas (ferrets hate chinchillas)
eternal ferret died by the hand of the limecat
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Tay Ferret is an amazing anthro artist who's art skills and creativity are only outshined by his brains and his cuteness. Tay Ferret's real identity is a secret because the world doesn't agree with him yet. Sometimes crazy people want to hurt Tay because they think he's bad, these people are Lion their tails off about him!
Let's go see uncle Tay! Maybe that fun Bear will be On Watch while I soak him again this time! Once Tay Ferret is all done, he will cuddle with me and Fay Terret in our mix of warm wetness and frothy stickiness!
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A weasellike, usually albino mammal
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a small dizzy smiley blonde from somerset...often to be found with a hayner
yeah i pulled a ferret on friday night and my mate got a hayner
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One who is light on his feet i.e. one who jumps puddles; a bender; a shirt-lifter; he who enjoys the company of knob jockeys; a tail-gunner.
The Dale Winton - he's a chutney ferret, or I'll eat my own ass!
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Refers to a woman with a "landing strip" muff. So named for the slender nature of the ferret.
The wifey got a bikini wax and went from a full crow's nest to a ferret pelt.
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A person who thrives on negativity. Somebody who never manages to say anything positive but can waffle on for five hours about the negative side of anything.
Commonly observed in disgruntled employees.
Prit: "Hey, Adie, we've got a 10% pay rise this year"
Adie: "That's rubbish - I wanted 15%. And a bonus. And a car parking space. And another laptop. This place is crap"
Prit: "Shut up Adie, you're such a neg ferret"
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