Pubic hair that grows in thicker, longer, and less curly when you are on a high fiber diet.
Tim: Did you see John’s pubes?
Stegosaurus McCluggers: Yeah it looks like he got fiberous mosgrove.
Tim: How’d he get that?
Stegosaurus McClugers: Must be from that new diet he’s on.
To go to the loo. Describe way to say what fibers do to your stomach.
-Hey mate, cover for me. I have to go google fiber.
-Again, that chicken Madeira.