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wordLeetest person on the wordinternet. (Not the asian guy as above)
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when the sun is particularly violent and it causes my power to go out
the solar flare caused a magnetic storm that knocked out our power and mom was mad because she missed oprah.
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Pants your parents wore in the 70's (after they got doped up and made love not war)
"Teresa, your pants are so hot, those are some solar flares!"
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A dimwit; a jerk and definitely not the most brilliant crayon in the box.
"Some solar flare got a zero on the math exam."
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The leftovers of fuzz after a blond guy shaves his 'i-think-it's-a-beard-but-not-really, before he can really get the hang of it. Frequently accompanied by a red rash (adding to the flare) as well as itching, irritated skin.
"Dude, did you just shave for the first time?"
"Uh..no...I've been shaving for a long time...since I was like, 10..."
"No way dude, you must really suck at it then cuz u got such a solar flare..."
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when someone with a very bright dong flashes someone else and they are temporarily blinded.
this old woman solar flared my uncle.
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When a fat German lights their fart on fire. For it to be a true German Flare the farter must have eatin greasy bratwurst and sauerkraut. They get on their back, pull their legs back to put their ass up in the air. When they fart and light it, residual grease and little stringy pieces of saurkraut must fly out and catch on fire causing the burning flare affect.
I am sure glad I had that German Flare handy while changing my flat tire last night.
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