Flight Deck

Main Entry: Flight Deck
Function: Noun
Date: Post Vietnam Era

The mental ward of a V.A. hosptial (usually the top floor) were vets go to get medication adjustments, escape from the world, drink coffee and smoke incessantly.

The catch phrase Flight Deck is so popular that it's even begun to spread into civilian nut huts.

1: Joe: Have you seen Harold lately?

John: He's on the flight deck.

Joe: I've wondered where he's been.

2: (Medication time is announced on the ward)

Patient#1: Medication time! Oh boy, CAT one ready to launch!!!

Patient#2: I hope it's not another FOD (Fuckin Over Dose).

Patient#3: Look at John, he's so over medicated that he's drooling and doesn't know where he is, fucking VA!

Patient#4: Yea, he's gear adrift all right.

Patient#5: says to med. nurse, "I'm refusing meds, fuck you!"

(Sound of P/A static on speakers) Med Nurse: Patient 5 has waved off, repeat, Patient 5 has waved off.

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flight to boston

get a girl to give a guy head or boss

get a bitch to give me a flight to boston

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Flight Attendant

A girl version of a wingman, usualy works beter than a wingman

"Steph Buscigs is my flight attendant"
"Yo i pretended to break up with my flight attendant to get that girl!"

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Flight Reacts

CEO of "Look At Curry Man" and FTC. Also best reaction channel on Youtube.

Boy 1: "Who made look at curry man"

Boy 2: " It was made by Flight Reacts"

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flight inspection

The evaluation process, using aircraft properly equipped, regarding continuity, integrity and accuracy of significant parameters from radio navigation aids and procedures, aiming their calibration with international standards.

VOR, ILS, NDB, VASI, MLS, PAR, are different navigation aids and need periodic flight inspection.

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Flight To Boston

A women performs oral services upon a males genitalia

Ol' girl straight had me on a Flight to Boston!

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flight of fancy

An idea which shows a lot of imagination but which is not practical or useful in real situations.

An unrealistic idea or fantastic notion, a pipe dream.

i had a flight of fancy of becoming a kickboxing star/ martial arts champion of the world and without thinking, decided to join kickboxing club. i got my face broken in ten places and three broken ribs the second week of practice.

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