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response to 'jesus freak' and/or 'orthodox' christian
indicating you just MAY have already been to hell numerous times!!! (ie: experienced some bad/rough times in this life) -usually quiets a 'rabid dog'!!
yeah, we'll i've already GOT frequent flyer miles to hell!!
you can't scare me! i've got frequent flyer miles to hell!!
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Spoiler: "Tag a friend and if they dont respond um minute they owe you a New Flyer Industries Electric Trolleybus E40LFR with a Škoda 19 ML 3550 K/4 Motor and a Lumitator Horizon LED Destination Sign set at 16 ARBUTUS"
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A perpetually-horny dude who habitually "can't keep it zipped up" when he's in the company of attractive chicks.
Frequent flyers can be anyone, and at any level of social status or political prominence --- think Gary Hart and Bill Clinton.
Legalized harassment by mail.
I called da local post office and opted out of receiving weekly sales flyers (I almost never buy anything from them, anyway, and I wanted to save on pulp-trees), but I keep getting them anyway; turns out that the USPS always just drops off those ads at every box; they aren't even allowed to "pick and choose" where they deliver those bundles of nonsense.
A lame car (i.e. toyota corolla or honda fit) that is spruced up by people of mexican descent with loud mufflers, finned, gold spokes, etc and makes it look stupid
Dave: Hey what the hell is that sound?
Charlie: It's a corolla with a muffler and fin with red flames on the side
Dave: Oh! It's a fajita flyer! Hahahahaha! What a stupid looking car!
One who constantly declines invitations to gatherings and events using the excuse of having to take a flight for work.
John: Why isn't Mikey here?
Rick: He wanted to make it, but he's leaving for Butte, Montana tomorrow.
John: Yeah right, that pathological flyer.
A moving truck operated by moving the Austin, TX-based moving company American Red Ball. A Red Ball Texas Flyer refers to a moving truck containing the possessions of someone fleeing Texas, usually a skeezy dude running from his third or fourth wife after his pissed her off one time too many.
I'm driving this Red Ball Texas Flyer to New Orleans on a half a tank of gas.
I'm skipping town tomorrow with a Red Ball Texas Flyer.