fight worthy

Describing whether or not a person is even worthy of getting into a fight with.

Person 1: Do you even lift, bro? Fight me irl.

Person 2: Whatever. You're not even fight worthy.

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Wank worthy

Something e.g porn, photo, video etc. which is good enough for someone to use to masturbate.

She looks hot in that facebook photo, it's totally wank worthy.

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Fuck Worthy

A person who is borderline attractive or ugly, yet is considered to good enough to have sex with.
A person who is backward and shy but one suspects that
there is an underlying, untapped, hidden wild nature in waiting.

After enough beers, by 3am most of the chicks left start to look fuck worthy.
Wendy in our office seem shy and reserved, but I bet she is a fuck worthy maniac in bed.

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diphthong-worthy

adj. When an action or statement elicits consternation in the form of that quintessential Jewish diphthong "oy!"

"Dina's OTD anecdotes are always very diphthong-worthy. As her friends, we feel the most effective way to shore up her tenuous o-girl status is through enrollment at an accredited seminary."

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Stroke worthy

An attribute possessed by a subject who/which warrants a tribute act of masturbation.

Man, Rachel has such a stroke worthy ass. I ended up walking behind her yesterday and had to dash to he nearest jacks to relieve myself!

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Theatre Worthy

A movie that is worth going to see at the theater, usually consisting of special effects.

"I can't believe we just paid $8.00 to see that movie, it wasn't even Theatre Worthy."

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Post-worthy

Whether something is deserving of or appropiate to post to a social networking site or forum; may refer to a comment, link, or picture.

Dude, she is half naked and riding a inflatable walrus, thats totally not post-worthy.

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