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While under the influance of alcohol and through no skill, knowledge or effort of your own manage to end up in a sexually gratifying evening usually with more than one partner of the opposite sex. These events are always indirectly aided by others in one way or another. This is similar to the accounts of Forrest Gump in the movie with respect to success with little known efforts.
-Dude did you end up in another three way last night with those two chicks from the bar?
-Yeah.
-How do you keep Forrest Gumping your way into so much pussy?
-I don't know. I was just sitting there when the bartender asked me to loan my lighter to these two girls. Next thing I knew we were back at my place.
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1. "I got shot in the buttocks"
2. Gamer 1: I totally Forrest Gumped that guy
Gamer 2: Dude, niceeee.
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Giving everything to someone who dosnt care.And finally comes around they have gone around a few times and has A.I.D.S
She Forrest gumped him so hard
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A popular beer bomb drink started in Central California by Eric Middleton. A shot of gin with a splash of Grenadine on top is dropped into a half a glass of Sierra Nevada and then chugged. Most either love it or hate it, you be the judge.
"Hey bro let's get some Forrest Fires!"
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Someone who had sex with someone with aids and didn't get it. A seemingly unintelligent person that good fortune happens too. However, this person never lies and has no bad habits, and doesn't blame anyone for his situation. Basically the person you can't understand why good things happen too. Because you are to busy thinking you are smarter than you are. With many bad habits and an excuse for your mistakes other than yourself.
I f ucked a heroine addict and found out she had aids. I got tested and FORREST GUMP that shit.
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A little hyper shit who moves constantly when trying to talk with him.
Amazingly, he is good to take along when you try to pick up chicks because they are confused into doing crazy things when he is around.
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Divined from the Live journal of one teen-angst ridden college gentleman named Forrest (Forrest, from the Latin forestus meaning "group of dense trees")
(1) To write in an outwardly narcissistic or over-idealistic fashion by emphasizing not only your physical and scholastic aptitudes, but also your heightened emotional intelligence
(2) To infuse all of your live journal entries with overly-cheesy and trite pseudo-romanticisms in order to entice women
(3) To take pictures of irrelevant or household objects in order to appear deep and spiritually charged
(4) To squander nearly a quarter of a million dollars for an undergraduate education at a prestigious university only to yield a self-absorbed pseudo-intellectual whose only hope for a career in writing will involve a lot of luck and Hallmark Cards
"Today Mark sent me these weird ass pictures of nothing but a strangled duck and a styrofoam cup"
"Woah. He definitely pulled a Forrest."
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