A free game almost all girls hate because their bf's or boy bsfs start ignoring them and a game all boys of 2018 are fucking obsessed with.
Gf: Ugh my boyfriend isn't texting me back:(
Gf's boy bsf: *responds an hour later* Sorry I was playing fortnite with your bf...
Gf: Are..You..Fucking..Kidding..Me!!
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Fortnite is a game where 2 year olds who don't shower grind 24/7, this game is for fucking crackheads who are high on candle wax.
Timmy:"Hey want to play FORTNITE"
Bob:"do I look gay?"
The game which is killing millions.
My kid is addicted to Fortnite, I'm just about to kill myself
A popular shooter game that causes autism
If you play fortnite go to the doctor immediately
A game that if you post your wins from it on your Snapchat story you are completely unable to get pussy, it's like a magical barrier.
Ron's Snapchat story:
(Shows #1 victory royal) Easy dubs π
Evan: Wow he gets no pussy.
Linda: that's why I rejected him because all he does is post Fortnite wins.
Sarah: I'm not even a guy but I get more pussy!
kid:fortnite ROCKS
any sane human being: pick a god, and start praying
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The reasons why breakups happen in 2018
Fortnite.
Girl : itβs me or that game
Boy: ok bye