Fortnite is a game where 2 year olds who don't shower grind 24/7, this game is for fucking crackheads who are high on candle wax.
Timmy:"Hey want to play FORTNITE"
Bob:"do I look gay?"
A game where kid's take their parent's credit card just to get Vbucks for skins and the battle pass
we like fortnite we like fortnite!!
The game which is killing millions.
My kid is addicted to Fortnite, I'm just about to kill myself
A popular shooter game that causes autism
If you play fortnite go to the doctor immediately
a 3rd person shooter game created by American company Epic Games in 2011 that is the personification of all that is Satan's anus. It became really shitty when the Battle Royale mode was created and disaster struck. The fanbase suddenly turned into a whole realm of asshole fags that cared about nothing else but FORTNITE. it caused themed school activities, divorces, clubs for whores, and even worse A FUCKING HEADBUTT IN A MOTHER'S CROTCH. The fucking jackass kids can't take negativity or loss for the god damn game so act like whiny little cunts whenever it happens. The game became so destructive, that the world suddenly lost it's mind right out of it's head.
Fortnite is a fucking abomination.
A game that if you post your wins from it on your Snapchat story you are completely unable to get pussy, it's like a magical barrier.
Ron's Snapchat story:
(Shows #1 victory royal) Easy dubs 👌
Evan: Wow he gets no pussy.
Linda: that's why I rejected him because all he does is post Fortnite wins.
Sarah: I'm not even a guy but I get more pussy!