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The process of being turned to stone by medusa and ejaculating
Did you just get Fossil by medusa
Someone, particularly a female, who dates or fucks really old people.
I walked in on my dad fucking my wife. What a fossil whore.
When ones phone is a flip phone that is from 2001
Your shitty fossil phone barely works
When do you do anal and feel like the cock is stuck in your butthole.
Man, it feels like I have a cock fossil from last night.
Wow Erica, he gave you a cock fossil!
If your drenched in sweat and you die the sweat cracks back and you become a meth fossil.
That tweaker needs to hydrate he's gonna turn to a meth fossil!!!
Empty or used items left in a shower or bath.
I went to wash my hair and picked up two shower fossils before I found a shampoo bottle that had anything in it.
Remove all texts, emails, photos and calendar entries pertaining to your old girlfriend from your phone, computer and house.
Well, I don’t wanna see her face ever again. Time to purge the fossil record…