peter fountain

The act of lying flat on one's back and urinating in the straight upright position. If done properly, the urine will then fall back onto the fountainers body.

I peter fountained so hard last night that I smelled of lemonade and gumdrops.

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fountain day

The Party to end all parties at SUNY Albany where a large fountain in the middle of campus gets turned on around 3 weeks before the end of school and everyone gets drunk.

You going to fountain day?
Yeah I'm alreadyd drunk!

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Fountains of Wayne

A powerpop band. This is not wikipedia, so i'll cut the crap, and say; a one-hit wonder popular for "Stacy's Mom."

"Hey Doug, put that Fountains of Wayne song on."

Everyone at the party, drunk: "STACY'S MOM, HAS GOT IT GOING ON!!"

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Fountain Valley

A NICE PLACE TO LIVE. Not a small, lame town. Fountain Valley is actually cooler than where the person above this post live. Fountain Valley is a very nice place to live between Santa Ana, Westminister, and Huntington Beach. That means you can go to the beach, go shopping, then go to the Discovery Center in Santa Ana if you live at fountain valley without traveling for 5000000000 hours. A NICE PLACE TO LIVE! You know its nice if you live here. anywhere else you live is okay.

Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: Fountain Valley in Orange County.
Person 1: Is it a nice place to live?
Person 2: It is a nice place to live.

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Cum Fountain

To not masturbate for a elongated period of time, thus whenever you ejaculate you produce a fountain of jizz.

After 2 months I finally unleashed my cum fountain on my girlfriend?

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Golden Fountain

Being Pee'ed on by multiple men at one time, like the centre statue in a fountain.

Raj enjoyed his watersports, so he asked Mike, Matt, Dave and Bob to pee on him while he posed like Micheal Angelo's "DAVID". He was the centre piece in a "golden fountain".

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Fondue Fountain

While your girlfriend is having an upset stomach, screw her in the ass until she shits diarrhea over your dick making it look like a fondue fountain.

Girl: Oh yeah, oh yeah, i am going to shit all over your dick
Guy: Thats right, give me a Fondue Fountain

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