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An upper class man who takes advantage of freshman girls trying to look cool and only dates freshman regardless of age.
"Isn't that girl John's with a little young for him" "Yeah but he's a freshman killer so that's completely normal behavior for him"
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When you finally buy a vape / get a cloud blown in your face
Seth caught freshman, I’m so disappointed in him.
This is the kinda place where the dead go to die. A plethora of the kids do whatever drugs and "vanilla but call it kinky" sex for no God damn reason. Everyone is trying to be each other till' you can't tell the white girls apart besides what overpriced brand they wear. Ngl this was the place that made me consider suicide and I see why now. Like why the fuck did we all drink stale ass Gatorade and stand around in the main hall, let us get to our damn classes. And the teachers watch you like a hawk, like God forbid I have a depressive day that y'all caused in the first place. The lunch is mostly sugar and food coloring if you didn't spend half the time picking out what you ate. I also think the art teacher hated my guts too, mostly since I draw cartoons and not strictly portrait faces. At least my trans ass got a hot boyfriend from that all, I'd rather rot than go back for another year.
"This place is dusty and shit and the kids won't stop screaming, what's this school again?"
"It's the Blue Springs Freshman Center"
"Well that explains it"
When an upper classman (such as a junior or a senior) adopts the new addition to the school, a freshman. Pet freshmans are a joy to have and can help you through sticky situations. Upper classman usually argue over who's pet freshman is better.
ex1
Junior (Miranda): CALLIE, MY AMAZING PET-FRESHMAN I HOPE THIS COUNTS AS AN EXTRA-AWESOME BIRTHDAY GIFT! I mean getting put in an example for urban dictionary? whats more badass then that?
Pet-Freshman (Callie): OMG MIRANDA YOU'RE SUCH AN AWESOME JUNIOR ITS RIDICULOUS! THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH!
ex2
Senior (Michael): Man, my stupid pet freshman blows. i should have chosen someone cool like Callie.
Pet-Freshman (Conor): But Michael i tried so-ooo penny! *runs away*
ex3
Junior/Senior: Pet Freshman! Go kill the other pet freshman!
Pet Freshman: KAH-MAY-HA-MAY-HAAAA! *pet freshman dies*
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When a first year college student (usually a female) eats a ton, and precedes to sit on her ass and gain 15 lbs.
Did you see Suzy back at Christmas? Talk about freshman 15.
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The first year of high school which usually ends up being an extension of 8th grade (middle school) because everyone's still friends with the same people and are still immature. Also freshman year tends to be the easiest year of high school because you're not at pressured to or can't take AP classes. And your core classes are much easier than higher grades. Because you're either 14 or 15 years old you can't drive in most states or get a job which limits your independence to go to parties, go to certain events etc. Also "upperclassmen" usually dislike freshman which makes it hard to be invited to these events. Overall freshman year isn't quite as exciting as other years in high school.
8th Grader: "Holy crap im going to high school next year! I'm gonna get hella girls and go to crazy parties!"
9th Grader "Hey, sorry, that doesn't really happen in your Freshman year.. only on TV shows.."
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The worst type of teachers ever
Dude all my freshman teachers suck
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