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a common place for 16 y.o virgins whom got rejected by his/her crush, here people either progress through the levels of the friend zone (0-100) 100 being the boyfriend /girlfriend or finish high school while still a virgin,then he/she loses it at a marshmello concert.
boy/girl:"hey listen i really like you, i was wondering if you'd like to go out with me."
crush(girl):" i like you too as a brother"
crush (boy):"maybe later? "
friend:"damn bro you got friendzoned"
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That awkward moment when your top gal tells you that "you're a great guy", and you just know it's the end of the world. She might as well cut your dick off and frog-march you to the nearest monastery because you've just been banished to the 'Zone, and you ain't never graduating out of that place.
Me: I cannot sleep because I am thinking about you. I am ALWAYS thinking about you, since you first wrote to me. I can't explain or control my feelings. I just like you. That's it. I miss you so much. I don't know why. I am not in control of my emotions. All I know is that I like you, I like you, I like you, I like you, I LIKE YOU!!!! Before I knew you I was happy-single, but now I am sad. Every day we don't talk is horrible for me. Did you meet somebody else, or did I do or say something wrong? Did you just want to be friends, and did you not like it when I started to be obvious that I don't just want to be friends?
My top gal: I saw what happened with your feelings and I can't let it be, because I'm not single. I really like you as a person. You are good man.
Me (to my homies): Oh man, she put me in her FriendZone.
One of my homies: At least the FriendZone is better than the EnemyZone. EnemyZone SUCKS!!!
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"Omg you are brother to me!" or " You're my BFF" or the worst of all, "Hay my friend is your type you should date her." Those are how you know you have been rejected or Friendzoned.
Here are a few ways to get out
1. Stay distant but help her when she needs you---- WHENEVER she needs YOU
2. If number 1 does not work then show interest in another girl you don't like who you know is prettier than her, she'll be all over you probably ask for Netflix and Chill
3. If all else fails then move on because that slut don't deserve you
other friendzone words like bro, dude, and amigo are words too.
or if she knows how you feel and starts talking about her crush or high school sweetheart
and if she keeps talking about you hanging with her friends
YOU HAVE BEEN FRIENDZONED DARLING
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Definition of Friendzoned:
1) to be neutered on a spiritual level
2) to be robbed of all form of masculinity or femininity by an individual often as a misplaced form of punishment for serving a supportive and helpful role in the person's life.
Unlike traditional forms or neutering or spaying, Friendzoning serves to remove all sexuality from the victim only for one individual. This "virtual castration," as it is often referred to by scientists, only makes the victim appear genderless to one individual, other individuals will still be capable of seeing the victim as a sexual creature.
However, this capability of seeing the virtually castrated as they truly are is not without its prerequisites. The individual seeing the victim must meet three criteria. They must a) have their priorities in order, b) know what a healthy relationship looks like, and c) not be a complete fucking idiot.
Example One: As a reward for all of her endearment, support, love, tenderness, and caring, Patsy was awarded by being Friendzoned.
Example Two: Due to Suzie's lack of understanding of a healthy relationship dynamic, she continuously Friendzoned those who could have provided the supportive structure she truly needed.
Example Three: Some day you'll find someone with their priorities in order, and won't get Friendzoned. Don't Give Up Hope.
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The friendzone is a myth, created by those who believe they can't have what they want as a means of trying to justify their lack of progress or effort.
There's no point in trying bro, I'm too deep in the friendzone.
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World's most harming intended manipulation among all others. There in no real connection between friendzoned and friendzoneing person, except of continuous promising of future maybe.
In the name of Love, impure souls of friendzoned guys shall be banished in to the eternal damnation.
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A place where your romantic feelings towards a 'friend' will never be reciprocated and stay forever as a platonic friendship.
One can almost always find themselves in the friend zone if they decide to befriend their SO before deciding to take any sort of romantic approach to go from 'seeing each other' to dating.
Nice guys are told by society to be friendly and kind towards women to truly get with them. The sad reality is this route will lead to nothing but a sexless friendship. If you want something you have to get straight to the point and make your intentions known before you are ever even considered friends. Get rejected without investing into a friendship than wasting your time being friends when you want more from the SO.
Women hate being used and will complain about it. That jerk that broke her heart is no better than you faking a friendship and later telling her that all you wanted was to get into her pants. This display you as nothing but a man and you are devious and she will remove you from her life without another thought.
DONT GET STUCK IN THE FRIENDZONE!!!
Chris: I could never be just friends with you, I want to be more
Katie: You never brought it up before, if you told me before it would've been different. We are good friends and I don't want to ruin that friendship
Chris: Fuck the Friendzone
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