Fruit Bad

Some lairy, skanky person who has the charisma and charm of knome, they are usually accompanied by a rotting stentch and can be found wondering around random places like Tesco's reduction fridges begging for items to be reduced. The term "fruit bad" derives from when such a person purchased a piece of fruit that was 10 weeks just because it was 99% off.

Person 1: aww man that angin woman just bought a sack of spuds that looked like they had cancer
Person 2: Eurrgh what a fruit bad

Fruit Law

First, there's nothing fruity about the Fruit Law.

It's an important principle of ghetto life that explains the certainty of final retribution after you do something stupid to someone scary.

It states: if you diss a MAN-GO, you must diss-a-PEAR.

That is, if you disrespect the wrong people and walk away without making amends, you are liable to vanish in a painful way.

Loosely based on a Vybz Kartel lyric.

Frankie: "Hey yo, heard about Little John lately? Dude owes everybody money"

Marco: "Really? His widow skipped town after his funeral"

Frankie: "Oops! Fruit Law!"

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stewed fruit

A replacement for a compliment, insult or neutral.

Compliment -Hey babe you're looking so stewed fruit today

Insult- Those shoes are so stewed fruit

Neutral- I'm not sure how to feel about it, that test was kinda stewed fruit

Fruit City

City of Orange, TX. Located in southeast Texas near the Sabine River. 30 Minutes from Beaumont, TX.

Yo, What's going on in the Fruit city tonight?
Not much just drinking at spankys.

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Fruit Juice

when a man pees inside a woman's vagina or a man's asshole while having intercourse

I would've told him what kind of fruit juice I liked, but I didn't realize he liked that kind of fruit juice.

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Fruit Juicer

1) The act of urinating while performing a mangina (essentially making your butthole look as if it is pissing, works best with a crouched back).

Jacob: Hey Steve! Wanna play kickball down by Mrs. O'Leary's farm?

Steve: No...I have to show my dad the Fruit Juicer.

Jacob: I'm gay.

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hand fruit

Any fruit that is normally eaten by holding it whole in one's hand (e.g. apples, bananas, etc.)

Fruits that are only palm-able by giants or people with hand deformities (and palm-able things that are not fruits) don't count.

A: Is a casaba a hand fruit?
B: Only if you're Andre the Giant.

A: Excuse me, could you direct me to the Hand Fruit section?
B: The what?

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