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National fuck off day is a day in which you can tell who ever you want to fuck off with out any consequences.
I don’t meed to talk you you it’s national fuck off day.
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June 21, the day where everyone named Jacob either gets fucked mentally, or physically, and everyone doesn’t care about them for the whole Day
Hey it’s national fuck Jacob day
Wait I’m Jacob
Go f***yourself Jacob
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Where everyone named Patrick gets fucked mentally or physically and they don’t like it.
“Me”:hey guys u see Patrick over there let’s fuck him it’s national fuck Patrick day.
“Patrick”:oh shit todays national fuck Patrick day I gotta hide.
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National Fuck Meat Day is a national holiday celebrated annually every October the 23rd, in commemoration of the historical day in which Carlin told Taryn that she could not, against her own human rights, fuck meat.
What day is it today?
It’s October 23rd! It’s National Fuck Meat Day!
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National Fuck Pyro Day situation:
*THERE IS NO SITUATION*
Every day of 2020 is a Shut the fuck up day
hey, its a shut the fuck up day, so can you please shut the fuck up?
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May 18, the day where everyone named Mitch or Mitchell either gets fucked mentally, or physically, and everyone doesn’t care about them for the whole Day.
Hey it’s national fuck Mitch day
Wait I’m Mitch
Go f***yourself Mitch
It’s May 18, National Fuck Mitch day
Who the fuck is named Mitch?
I am.
We’ll go fuck yourself Mitch!