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1) The King of cursing in my book. To be used in moments of extreme pain or frustration. This curse is most often heard after a man smashes his finger with a hammer. It must be pronounced in a single breath and with a good sense of rythem.
2) A person you do not wish to see right now.
1) -"cock-sucking-mother-fucking-son-of-a-bitch!"
-"you ok?"
-"I just shot the nail gun through my temple!"
2)George Bush
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a person who cheated on you
my wife is a mother-fucking asshole bitchy shitty person! DAMN! she had sex with Kendrick Lamar!
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the eptiome of curse words, used in a stream of frustration
"Goddamn mother fucking cocksucking heinous bitch! i just lost my wallet!"
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A term that is used when someone does not actually know what they are doing, or when someone does not care about what the other person has to say.
Matt: Hey man what's up! We haven't talked in forever!
Zach: Oh nothing much, JUST TRYING TO GET A MOTHER FUCKING SCHOLARSHIP!
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A Pimple That Is So Fucking Huge It Takes 10 Fucking Poeple To Pop That Mother Fucker
Holy Shit Carl That Is One Big Fat Mother Fucking Pimple
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Possibly one of Burger King's greatest inventions, this burger has no limits. This burger has no wrongs. This burger just smells like 'Awesome'. This burger tastes best with a motherfucking bong. The 'Double Cheese Mother-Fucking Bacon Burger' has even brought WWII bad ass veterans to tears as they chewed into 'the King's masterpiece'. Basically go buy one.
Friend Guy 1: "You know what I could do with now?!"
Friend Guy 2: "What?"
Friend Guy 1: "A double cheese mother-fucking bacon burger."
Friend Guy 2: "Wow eh. Wow."
Hombre Uno: "Juan tengo hambre."
Hombre Dos: "¿Pues doble queso madre follando tocino hamburguesa, Si?
Hombre Uno: "¡Yúúm Yúúm!"
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A statement similar to Jesus-Fucking-Christ that is often used in a situation of utter disbelief, shock or frustration. It is arguably blasphemy as well. Can be announced slowly and clearly to express disgust and hopelessness, or loud and fast to alert someone of an imminent disaster that will most likely end in catastrophe.
Also might be a sign of Tourette syndrome.
Jesus-Titty-Ass-Mother-Fucking-Christ! I almost died!
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