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Funeral For A Friend:
Post Hardcore/Rock/Underground.
Me and all my friends love them.
Their albums "Hours" and "Casually Dressed And Deep In Conversation" Rocked.
Their guitar/drum workings are great.
The lyrics are awesome.
Funeral For A Friend rocks out loud!
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An Essex funeral is when a girl plasters about 6 feet of foundation on her face giving the impression of being 6 feet under.
Guy 1: Woah, that girl has so much make up on.
Guy 2: That's a severe case of an Essex funeral.
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The woman you take to a family funeral because your family expects someone to console you and you haven't told them about Rodrigo yet and your worried it might kill your Aunt Marguerite.
It probably won't, but you're not a risk taker.
"What mom? A funeral beard? I don't know what your talking about. I brought stacy so she could console me...you know, sexually.....with her uh....vagina.....and stuff..."
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when you have a good photo of yourself taken to be used specifically on your homie's RIP shirts, newspapers, etc.
i'm going to have my funeral portrait taken next to that big orange county sign on the freeway.
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A person who's alterior motives at a funeral and the reception afterword, are to schmooze and social climb while attending said services.
Did you see Barb working the room after Dr. O'Connell's service? What a funeral climber!...
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The act of lighting a clump of toilet paper on fire atop ones excrement in a standard toilet bowl and then flushing the toilet causing a beautiful flaming typhoon. The fire and Log are eventually swallowed by the toilet leaving a last puff of smoke with a strong ancient burning odor.
This act is most often deployed when an individual feels the need to mask the smell of their excrement when the standard pack of matches is not available but a lighter is at hand. The burning toilet paper shows a 76% masking of the odor in most cases vs. 89% for a book of matches. Wooden matches provide an impressive 96% masking.
The second most popular reason for deploying this act is for the sheer proudness an individual may feel about the crap they created. As if it deserved to be sent off in style.
That doodie was so awesome. It was shaped like a C for Chris! I had to give it a Viking Funeral Bro!
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A ceremony often done by true weed growers, when a long term mother from which many stem cuttings have been taken from to grow new plants (normally propagate a good genetic line). Is finally ready for retirement. The mother is taken to flowering stage, and when ready, smoked in a solemn (at first) ceremony to thank her for her gifts
My hammerhead mother is ready, 2 years, 30 cuttings, I flowered it and now its time to give the old lady a viking funeral
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