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To poop so hard you pop a hemorrhoid.
Person 1: Why are still in the bathroom?
Person 2: I blew a fuse!
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it's just fucking Mtv all over again
9👍 20👎
pussy nu metal and pussy whining emo and pussy uranium and pussy rap
all they need is TRL and reality shows!
10👍 24👎
Someone who is not sweet. Someone you would never want to be stuck in an elevator with because they are annoying and uncool.
Sweet fucking Christ, that dude is a dick fuse.
3👍 5👎
A woman who achieves orgasm very quickly, to the point that it can happen accidentally.
"Please be gentle, I have a short fuse."
5👍 25👎
The most powerful console ever made, Soujia boy is losing millions of dollars so that everyone can buy it for 400 dollars. Nintendo and Sony announced bankruptcy a day later, knowing that they would never be able to compete, and Microsoft's stock price dropped by over 60%. The only system that could compete is the Ouya with its amazing games.
"The Soulja Game Fuse has officially cured cancer."
Seeing or hearing something so funny that you are unable to laugh for an extended period of time.
Seeing my bosses myspace page with a tranny as his top three friends made me laugh so damn hard that i ended up blowing a funny fuse and didn't laugh for days.
12👍 4👎