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A shitty app that desperately tries to become a decent social media website when in reality the only way they've ever earned the amount of users they have is because of how they latch onto YouTube like a leech or else nobody would care about it's existence (and rightfully so). It features:
-Awful platforming and organization.
-Shit people without any form of social life
-The holy grail of horny, roleplaying 10 year olds and up.
We all hope that any active Google+ user never actually reproduces in real life. Or else the future of our planet will be filled with sensitive snobs who have trouble connecting with other human beings who attention seeks at every opportunity they could take.
Joe: Wow! Google+ is an amazing app! I love talking with pathetic nobodies!
John: Please get laid, Joe.
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When you can answer a seemingly difficult question from memory and without the aid of a search engine.
Especially used when others call shenanigans on your vast repository of trivial knowledge.
Friend: Hey, who's that dude that does the voice of Shaggy?
Me: Casey Kasem... No Google!
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A unstoppable empire of evil disguised as a popular internet search engine. Google has been effectivly taking over the internet superpowers that could help stop it's evil advance to global domination.
Dude 1: "did you hear Google just bought youtube?"
Dude 2: yeah, it's like Google's trying to take over the internet, one website at a time.
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The act of searching any part of the Google Network
A state of mind, ie Your so googled
I googled THPS3 soundtrack and The Ace of Spades is in it.
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God; present everywhere and knows all
1: What is the meaning of life?
2: Allknowing Google will know the answer.
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Walking around at night stealing random and useless objects from yards and establishments and dropping them elsewhere along your travels.
I went GOOGLING the other night and a cop drove by.
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The Google Empire is currently the strongest "force" in the world which, since 1998, has influenced approximately 99.5% of everything. They were that "force" behind George Bush's election, 9/11, global warming, and the recent depression. Able to initiate any possible occurrence anywhere at the press of the button, your thinking patterns as you read this are being programmed by one of several "Googlites" located in a CIA-protected location. Since Google operates on all infants at their birth, all humans 12 and under are effectively bionic. Every tap of your finger against the computer, every breath, every blink is being initiated by someone who, after typing a length of code, beams that string of coding to the receptors inserted into your head at birth. These receptors translate the raw data into small actions carried out by your muscles. Since an electrolyte is pumped into muscles at birth, the receptor only has to transmit an electric current to that area, causing a twitch, which is what humans percept as movement.
And when they come in the night for you, do not resist. After surgery, it will feel completely normal and you won't notice the newest electronic equipment packed into the confines of your head and body. And yes, in case you were wondering, they do control your erections.
Guy to girlfriend: "Oh yeah, baby, keep sucking. Oh yeah!"
Googlite at Google headquarters flips switch to activate in-eye camera.
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