A kid who loves Roblox and haves a ton of robux money can get any girl with a snap of his finger. he is the smartest man alive and the sexiest man alive
hey look it's Gabe
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Kicking your only soccer goal when your mom ain't lookin
Jeff was gabeing last week, much to the shock of everyone
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When a man slaps a womans ass for 9 hours
"yo, you see that Gabe happening"
"ya, he been slapping for 9 hours"
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1. Addressing all aspects of life with great philosophical meaning (sometimes far more than necessary), or trying far too hard.
2. Having the absolute, unnecessary need to be everywhere at once with the intent of being helpful (but truly complicating things more).
3. Doing something in which the sole purpose is simply "for crew."
Person 1: Did you see that guy run up and down the assembly line trying to do every single job?
Person 2: Yeah, he was gabing really hard.
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Kinky and perverted, but kind and a good friend to all. Just kidding he's a shit. He's the literal definition of an asshole
Fuck you Gabe.
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To exert semen out of your urethra at high speeds while making the wildest noise you could;
Thought of while "passing my free time", I thought to myself, there should be a code word to ejaculation. That's when it hit me that we should use Gabe so no one can find out what us men and recreational women do.
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Gabe is the name you give a gay child thats only a baby because a condom broke
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