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Gareth is ALWAYS 4'9 but will say he's 5'0 no matter what, he also has a SEVERE lack of female companions
"Gareth got turned down by Maya AGAIN@
Gareth’s are one of the kindest people known to mankind. You will never catch them without a smile. They are hard-working, clever, funny and caring, and a one in a million person. These people can crack jokes so naturally and will never fail to make you laugh. You guys don’t realise how lucky you are to know a Gareth.
Person 1: Hi I just met a guy called Gareth.
Person 2: How was he?
Person 1: Absolutely amazing!
A domestic terrorist that has caused significant psychological harm to an entire nation.
Also fuck Spain.
"I heard Gareth Southgate wears a life vest into the bath"
"Gareth Southgate? Isn't he the mug that missed the penalty"