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The kind of guys you would shoot twice in the chest if ever faced with a difficult decision. Find your self in a predicament, shooting this man would be your best bet.
"If I had to choose between Pizza and Ice Cream, I would shoot Garrett twice!"
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All you mother fuckers think Garrett is a good guy but nah bro. He's a broken mess of a dude, who simultaneously sees himself as the next phase of human evolution, but also below the scum of the Earth. He is an outlier in society, school, anywhere. Despite that, this bastard is sexy. Blue eyes, brown eyes, grey eyes, fucking pupil black eyes, he looks great according to others. He is also violently smarter that the rest of his peers. To put it in layman's terms, he is essentially a really weird social experiment.
"Yo who the hell drew Loss on the class board?"
"Oh yeah that was Garrett."
A bald fuck who slouches on couches and secretly wishes he could grow super sexy, sexual, pantie-dropping hair.
Garrett sucks at living. Stupid northern star, flashy fuck.
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Garrett is the one everyone gives retarded looks to
Oh, is that Garrett? *gives retreaded look*
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Garrett is a guy that will always have your back no matter what, he makes a great friend or boyfriend, he is always ready to listen when you have a problem, and is the sweetest, funniest guy you can ever meet, he is known mostly for his caring heart along with his great smile and his outstanding brown eyes, Garrett is a person you can trust with all of your heart, but don't pressure them too much because he won't want to talk he doesn't like to be pressured
I love Garrett he's such an amazing, caring, guy
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