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With a smaller pellet diameter than all other sizes of buckshot, birdshot grants you a larger number of pellets per shot. But even though birdshot is a versatile ammo choice, it isn't ideal for use when hunting deer, moose, bears or other large game. Most use steel birdshot for hunting waterfowl (duck) and predator control.
someone: oi bro wanna see my pop's 12 gauge birdshot
someone's friend : sure
someone: its birdshot
Someone's friend: that barley does shit
someone: wanna test it out
someone's friend: sure
someone's friend was never seen again*
Its when the man is ready to shoot outta his bazongka on the target
Get ready for the white gauge shot you bitch
The act or result of blowing someone's chest open with a shotgun.
"If any of those fools come through the door, I'm gonna give them a 12-Gauge Thoracotomy!"
How do you know if the office AC is set too low? Look across at your female coworker in the thin top with no bra
I knew that fuckin’ AC had been set too low by the IT contractor basement dwelling cockwomble sat by the photocopier. The Office temperature gauge was showing somewhere between chapel hat pegs and Monkey’s thumbs!
When someone is under the influence of so many demons, that the only way to save them is taking them out of their misery.
“Dude, did you hear about that kid who was possessed with 75 demons? They had to give his ass a 12 Gauge Baptism."
"that's fucked, man."
A 00 sized gauge located between the head of a penis and the testicles. There is a transparent tube in the center of each hand-made gauge to ensure that the penis is able to ejaculate without any interference. But the rest of the Gauge is made with a Belgian Doughnut.
"Dude, I just got new Belgian gauges!!" "Really, what size?" "00s!" "No way, but I don't see them on your ears, you sure they are 00s?" "Yeah dude, I got a Belgian Penile Gauge!"
"Dude, I can totally see your Belgian Gauge"
"Yeah My girlfriend likes creme filled doughnuts"
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An extremely annoying person who doesn't care.
He is a seven-gauge-retractable-opinion-bracket