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Geoff is the creator of the best song ever "Brazil"
Geoff Is better than mitski
Geoff is the second coolest name (other than Johan)
"oh man I love Brazil, that dude Geoff is as genius!"
Is an energetic funny guy with lots of friends but I don't know why coz he never answers his phone to any of them. His hopeless with his phone. His always loosing it unless his on the toilet. Thats where he must find it coz his always loosing it or leaving it somewhere. His easy on the eye. And always smells yummy. He has big muscles. And works to hard and burns himself out. Then sooks coz his sick. And blames it on the covid shots. But is a great provider for his family. He spends half his days on the toilet taking a shit and playing on his phone. Then complains thats his legs are numb, And thinks he smells like pot purry but more like something has crawled up his ass and died. He coughs when he cleans his ears. And always stands with his hands behind his back. He likes to fix things well most things except for laptops and phones, u can always find hundreds pulled apart and broken all over the place. When his in a good mood he bounces around like a little school boy. But get on the wrong side of him and you will know all about it.
Girl, "oh wow that guy's cute got big muscles and smells devine"
Friend" stay away from him his a weirdo that will pull ur phone apart on u thinking he will fix it. Then when ur stranded without a phone and cant comunicate with anyone he will pull a swifty and drown u with his ass stench after taking a shit and if ur lucky enough to escape that u can make fun of him but only from a distance coz his legs are to numb to chase u, but don't get caught coz u will regret it. they call him a geoff. "
Geoff originates from the Greek mythological creature “ tenticalis “ meaning long wandering hands #Mrtickle
Everyone needs a Geoff in their life
OMG he’s going in for a Geoff on the dance floor
When a player smashes a shot at the post on Rocket League, usually because a ball chasing team mate blocked what would've otherwise been a perfect shot
Scotty: He's hit the Lynn and Geoff!
Thornberry: Meeerrr, fuck's sake Chubba. Every time, EVERY TIME!
A Government official who was the execution target of one Al Shizaba and his notorious terrorist gang. However other than that one specific occasion he is quite a bore, he may have poked Francesco Shontally in the eye that one time but he really isn't all that interesting.
That Geoff Collins guy is such a drag.
When you’re on a boat and the frequency of the waves perfectly synchronises with your heartbeat causing a freak wave in your digestive tract - ultimately forcing you to abandon all humility and evacuate your bowels into any nearby receptacle (for example a bucket) irrespective of witnesses.
I thought I was going to make it into the harbour, but within barely thirty seconds a turtle head turned into a cloth toucher and I had to pull a Salty Geoff in front of my wife and her two best friends. It was only as I was leaning overboard rinsing the evidence away in the salty water that I realised what I had done and vowed instead to burn the bucket and never speak of the moment again.