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It is a fact that if a straight man links a fat chick he will become homosexual
Wow that guy ran up that fat chick and he likes dudes now, that’s crazy but makes sense. It’s a fact, fat girls make guys gay.
Don’t wear Cheetah print, it’s just fat girl camouflage.
When you are hungry but the food or the person offering the food is not appealing.
I’m not hungry for salad but 3 slices go down easy..... fat girl hunger strike
When you’re husband brings home pizza for dinner but he pissed you off this morning so no .... fat girl hunger strike
When a bitch offers you a cookie but you hate her so no ...... fat girl hunger strike
When a fat girl has such a big belly she can't reach her vagina to utilize a sex toy for masturbation.
I attached the fat girl stilt to the end of my dildo. I hold the stick and can finally maneuver the dildo because I can reach over my belly.
A cocktail made with a lot of sugary ingredients which are often consumed by younger female bar patrons. Consumption of such cocktails will make one put on weight and have horrible hangovers. Examples include the Sweet Tart, Sex on the Beach, Fuzzy Navel and anything with Rum Chata.
You ordered a sweet tart? That’s a fat girl drink!
Someone who sits on their couch, abandoning their responsibilities, scrolling through social media taking screen shots and texting them to other haters.
Possibly crying while judging other people lives,
"Your so fake. and miserable, your fat girl petty. stop talking about other people and focus on your own life."