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A glazed potato is when you blow your load up your girlfriend's ass, and she then takes a shit. The turd is the 'glazed potato'.
after hours of intense anal sex, my girl later presented me with a glazed potato for a little after-bonnin' snack.
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The act of having sexual intercourse doggy style and pulling out before orgasm and ejaculating on her arse the spanking her while exclaiming "Baby i just glazed your ham!"
Yeah man last night the girl didnt expect me to glaze the ham but she loved it.
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No not “THAT” glazed doughnut. A glazed doughnut is a cooked circle of dough topped with liquid sugar called glaze.
Dude 1: Man I’m sooo hungry
Dude 2: well I got some glazed doughnuts
Dude 1: OH H*LL YEA!!!!
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From what I understand, after you jack your dick, the come runs down the side of your dick and onto your hand. The result looks like the substance used to glaze donuts or cinnamin rolls. I never said it was pretty.
Me: "Ray-Ray, where the fuck is Lil' Earl?"
Ray-Ray: "That fool is in the bathroom, galzing a knucle."
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Producer and member of the hip hop group Foesum from the LBC, Long Beach, California. Originally signed to a record deal with Atlantic Records in 1996, Foesum released their debut album "Perfection" during the G-Funk era with Snoop Doggy Dogg, Warren G, The Twinz and The Dove Shack. DJ Glaze is an active record producer and owns The Perfection Label, an independent hip hop label in Los Angeles.
DJ Glaze produced the record.
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Glute Glaze is the accumulation of fecal particles and dried urine residue that accumulates throughout the day on the lids of publicly used toilets. Glute Glaze, while often invisible to the naked eye, is a greasy sheen of human ass sweat, butt grease and excrement particles that transfer onto the Gluteus Maximus aka Ass and the backs of the legs when one sits on a public toilet. The only way to remove Glute Glaze is to shower thoroughly at the end of each day. Glute Glaze can be avoided completely by using a toilet seat cover also known as a Toilet Bib but even then, showering is still highly recommended due to airborne excrement particles .
Sherwin returned home after a long day traveling to job sites repairing lawn mowers. Throughout the day, Sherwin relieved his usual bodily functions at various public toilets. Sherwin's girlfriend Hanna refused all romantic interludes, touching and spooning after he got home until Sherwin hit the shower and rid himself of the day's worth of Glute Glaze he had accumulated.
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Your bewildered look and the shimmering glaze of booty juices on your face after waking up from a drunken night of sex with a hot Asian chick that turned out to be a ladyboy.
What’s with Even today? He’s got the Bangkok Glaze. They chick he picked up was a dude.