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Gnat Turner

A nickname for a small 'fruit fly' type animal that is actually a gnat.

We found a gnat and named him Gnat Turner.

by Miss Janky July 16, 2008


Gnatty Gnat

Gnatty Gnat is a peepee head butt face tooty pants that is meannnnnnn and smells like a wet shart. She farts a lot and they always sound juicy and like she had diarrhea.

Kristen: OMG! Did you just smell gnatty Gnat’s fart! It STINKS and it sounded super juicy. Like ewwwww.

by McTootypantsG July 10, 2019


Gnat Patch

Your pubic hair

Thats a nasty gnat patch

by Kooziez July 19, 2011


The Gnats!

Ah shit! It flew up my nose!

Hym "GAH! SSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! THE GNATS! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! *COUGH COUGH COUGH! Oh shit, it went in my nose! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Ugh, deep too! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Did I... Did I get it? *Cough cough* God damnit Jordan *Cough cough cough* Ugh... Does it... Is it going to lay eggs in my brains? I don't know what gnats do.... *COUGH* Ssss! It'll die, right? It'll die in my nasal cavity, right? Or... Does it jist live there now? *Sigh* God Damnit Jordan. This is entirely your fault! Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can, Jordan! Limited time only! I totod you the gnats would come, Jordan! I told you!"

by Hym Iam May 11, 2024


GNAT

an acronym meaning “get naked and twerk

Bernie woke up and immediately began to GNAT all over the place

by bernie hargadon June 6, 2024


gnat

get naked and twerk

mr coleman was caught gnatting all over the place

by bernie hargadon March 5, 2024


Gnats

Goddamnit Jordan! GODDAMNIT! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

Hym "Goddamnit Jordan, the gnats are here! My AC unit doesn't stay on indefinitely anymore and now I can't keep it cool enough to keep the gnats out! Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can needs a static temperature of 55 degrees! It's AT LEAST 77 degrees in here! THIS IS WHY I said you needed to hurry it up! You already missed the juxtaposition of the empty garbage bin with the mounds of garbage! What are you even doing over there!? This is an absolute fucking travesty! Now I gotta run the fan on my AC for an hour... Switch it back over to AC... And then wait for it to cool back down until the gnats go away! Goddamnit! God-DAMN-it!"

by Hym Iam May 5, 2024