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gnats cock

a building measurement

" ooof .....thats shelf is just a gnats cock out to fit in that space"

by Gollywobble January 8, 2025


Knuckle gnats

When your front knuckle smells so bad it attracts gnats

That girl front knuckle stank so bad her knuckle gnats are invading my space.

by Saltynsprinkles June 25, 2021


bat gnat

A weak hitter in baseball, where the pitcher grows annoyed at his will just to keep his at-bat alive.

He faced the bat gnat. It took 12 pitches to retire him.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018


gate gnat

People who hover around a boarding gate anticipating their boarding. Typically these are folks who think that hovering close to gate thinking that they can beat the boarding system.

I had to swerve around all the gate gnats for first class boarding

by Lika Koloa August 25, 2017


The Gnats!

Ah shit! It flew up my nose!

Hym "GAH! SSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! THE GNATS! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! *COUGH COUGH COUGH! Oh shit, it went in my nose! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Ugh, deep too! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Did I... Did I get it? *Cough cough* God damnit Jordan *Cough cough cough* Ugh... Does it... Is it going to lay eggs in my brains? I don't know what gnats do.... *COUGH* Ssss! It'll die, right? It'll die in my nasal cavity, right? Or... Does it jist live there now? *Sigh* God Damnit Jordan. This is entirely your fault! Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can, Jordan! Limited time only! I totod you the gnats would come, Jordan! I told you!"

by Hym Iam May 11, 2024


Gnat Patch

Your pubic hair

Thats a nasty gnat patch

by Kooziez July 19, 2011


GNAT

an acronym meaning “get naked and twerk

Bernie woke up and immediately began to GNAT all over the place

by bernie hargadon June 6, 2024