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In this part of West Virginia, a hob gobbler is what people call a single male turkey that is either staring at you or acting in another eerie way. It is believed to bring bad luck in the same way as a black cat, although people don't take the bad luck aspect very seriously.
Sometimes hob gobbler is also used teasingly to describe someone who is acting like a misanthrope or loner.
"Oh lord, is that a hob gobbler over there at the edge of the bushes?" "Nah, see those two hens in the trees? He's probably just showing off for the ladies."
Someone who likes to get ahead of the game by gobbling weenies. Weenies = Penis
Man 1: Did you see that guy over there?
Man 2: Yeah he is such a weenie gobbler! His name must be Pat!
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A female, typically caucasian and overweight, that goes to nightclubs trolling for big black dick.
Dude brah, I walked downtown by the Royal last night and I swear, every bitch at the door was a stank-ass cosby gobbler.
That nasty individual who routinely goes down on less than savory vaginas. A connoisseur of crummy cunny.
Bro, did you hear about Lee? He went down on another nasty vagina. He's such a trout gobbler.
There are two steps to the Peach Gobbler
Step 1: Encasing the penis in candy peach rings and perform intercourse.
Step 2: Keep the rings on while you and your partner engage in 69.
Both of you will enjoy a sweet treat.
Friend 1: My girlfriend has such a sweet tooth it seems like she prefers candy over sex
Friend 2: Just give her a Peach Gobbler bro
Endearing term for cocksucker, fellatrix or suck slut
Later, dude. Here comes my favorite knob gobbler.
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