Gold Team

The team that rules.

Sandy Cheeks: Alpha team you search uptown. Gold team searches downtown. Any questions?
Fish: GOLD TEAM RULES!!

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jew gold

Gold that every jew has. They have 2 bags; one is fake and the other is real. The real one is hung around the jews neck.

cartman: kyle, give me your jew gold.
kyle: fuck you fatass. i said i don't have jew gold.
cartamn: give me it now or you are gonna die kyle.

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da gold

A popular phrase which started in Mobile, AL on St. Patrick's day 2006. Many people (mostly African-Americans) came looking for a Leprechaun supposedly seen in a tree in downtown Mobile. Rumor had it that gold was underneath the tree, which belonged to the leprechaun. Some websites have spoofed this and made it into a rap song.

"I wanna know where da gold! I want da gold! Gimme da gold!"

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Gold Ring

when your friends stand in a circle to do a shot of Jameson, each person pouring the shot in the mouth of the person to the right of them

a human caterpillar of taking shots

we had the best st. patrick's day, the entire bar got involved for an epic gold ring

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gold bar

In Australia, a 50$ note. Not the highest currency in Australia but the one you will always get from a ATM withdrawal. We call it gold bars because its just as precious as a gold bullion, looks like one too.

Me: Aye, I got me some gold bars today.

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comedic gold

Something so incredibly stupid yet mind-blowingly hilarious.

Something, whether a video, song, movie, phrase, person, etc. that provides you with enough jokes to last for years to come, so it's like you've struck gold by stumbling upon it, only the gold in this case is laughs.

Dude 1: What the hell is going on with Charlie Sheen lately?

Dude 2: I don't know but his downward spiral has turned out to be comedic gold!

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Stay Gold

Being true to yourself, innocent, uncorrupted, unblemished etc.

Not conforming to what society dictates, but in a sense marching to the beat of your own drummer

___________

Johnny: "Your gold when your a kid. When your a kid, everythings new. Like dawn, the way you dig sunsets, Ponyboy, that's gold. Keep it that way, its a good way to be."

-Liz stay gold :)

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