a guy with a crooked dick.
Hey look at gonzo dick!
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When a women(could be man) sits and a man stand behind her with his dick over her head and lays it on her face. His balls are to be located where her eyes are and his Dick gos over her nose. Now she looks like GONZO from the Muppets.
(Only needs to be one man,could be a man and a women or 2 dudes)
Pele stood behind Diego while he was sitting and put his dick over her head giving her a "Sloppy Gonzo".
example shows gay version. ewwwwwww
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An illegal immigrant from Mexico, South or Central America. Etymology: From the Latin name Gonzales or Gonzalo.
Gonzos sneak over the border, steal jobs from Americans, and don't pay taxes.
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Gonzo bucks means you have lots of money and to show it in a flash/extravagant way.
Ex. Damn son you are looking fresh, you must be making Gonzo bucks on da streets.
A gonzo volta is the point in a porn video in which the camera pans back from a couple having ordinary woman-on-top sex to show that the woman is actually also being anally penetrated by another man. If the woman is initially on the bottom and it is the second man, this time beneath her, exposed by the pan, this would be a reverse gonzo volta or missionary gonzo volta.
I downloaded what I thought would be a romantic video to watch with my girlfriend, but she was turned off after the gonzo volta.
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etymology : (1) gonzo - origin unknown (2) slap - Middle English slop, from Middle Dutch; akin to Middle Dutch slippen to slip
definition : an assault on a close friend or acquaintance which requires the antagonist to masturbate, then lick his or her palm, and complete the maneuver by slapping said colleague across either cheek of the face open handed
I heard Dave put a serious gonzo slap on Steve after he stole his jacket. There's a handprint and everything.
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After a guy ejactulates, you twist his balls up around and over top of his cock and then you tie them off with a rubberband until they turn blue. Hence Gonzo with a runny nose.
I gave Stewie a Sneezy Gonzo for his birthday because he gave me a jelly donut for mine.
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