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Über-Special training only the most elite Fake Navy Seals get. Acceptance into the Gorilla Warfare Training program only takes place if the participant has achieved Enormous fake achievements, and has proven oneself on many fake secret missions. Upon arrival, the participant must fight the local hierarchy of Gorillas, all the way to the silver-back. Each tier progressively gets more oil poured on the combatant gorilla, as to make it harder.
First revealed on Youtube by soakedtothemerrow -
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth."
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The act of gripping the ice so hard you finish faster in the famous racing game Trackmania
You want to finish faster? Just use the Gorilla Grip technique
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A Gorilla Pimp uses psychological abuse and physical abuse in order to influence his hoes. Gorilla pimps have also been known to get their bitches hooked on addictive substances as another method of controlling his hoes. If a bitch isn't turning tricks and giving the gorilla pimp all the money, then she will get beat up or won't be given smack and she will get dope sick. A gorilla pimp is all stick and no carrot. Whereas a finesse pimp uses smooth talk and strings his bitches along to think they will settle down.
Michael Mearan was a vile gorilla pimp, from a small economically downtrodden town in southern Ohio town named Portsmouth, that ran an underground prostitution ring where he used his gorilla pimping skills to make them hoes bring him money from all the tricks that they turned. Due to the corrupt local government and police he wan't charged with his crimes until his golden years and died never facing punishment for his crimes.
A gorilla clap is for those moments where regular clapping isn't enough; situations including (but not limited to):
- moments of outrage, disbelief, or inebriation
- joy or exuberance because of success
The act of gorilla clapping is when an individual uses their feet, instead of their hands, to clap: toes touching toes, heels touching heels. Best performed while sitting. Gorilla claps can be just as loud as normal claps--BE CAREFUL not to gorilla clap too hard because your soles may be weak. Light gorilla clapping, at first, is a good way to get yourself prepared for fierce gorilla clapping stamina.
(Should one also clap with their hands, while they are gorilla clapping, than the act remains a gorilla clap.)
EXAMPLE 1
Friend 1: Dude you totally cock blocked us last night at Club Venue.
Friend 2: Impossible, I remember the evening entirely.
Friend 1: You started gorilla clapping in the club and all the girls thought you were crazy and drunk.
Friend 2: Whoops, I should not gorilla clap in public.
EXAMPLE2
*A grueling Mario Kart race ends with a decisive finish, the winner proceeds to gorilla clap and mocks the losers*
A commonly held, go-to sexual fantasy not admitted to by many.
Once I conjure up my Gorilla Flashdance fantasy, I’m hitting ecstasy in a matter of seconds!
A surprisingly common subject of people’s dreams not usually spoken about due to the subjective degree of embarrassment of the dreamer, depending on who you’re telling the dream to.
There I was in my dream, proudly graduating from my doctoral program and when I went up onstage to receive my diploma from my doctoral chair, suddenly I realized that I was up there, entirely naked with gorillas!
An insult you use when someone is being a douche bag or won't do something for you.
Mike: hey can you pass me that crayon?
Cameron: naaaaw man
Mike: YOU GORILLA ANUS!!