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grasshopper pee

The urine excreted from herbivorous insects of the suborder Caelifera in the order Orthoptera; also a theoretical elixir that grants eternal life which some non-believers in The Flood deny exists.

Bob: What are you doing?
Bill: Drinking grasshopper pee.
Bob: Oh, okay.

by Jabberwokki45 August 25, 2008


flying grasshopper

When you move your fingers in a rapid fashion back and forth inside a girls vagina

Man, I made her so wet with my flying grasshopper

by martinintl December 18, 2015