grave rave

A grave rave is a rave or party in a graveyard or place made to look like a graveyard. Often thrown on or around Halloween.

That grave rave on Halloween was wicked!

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grave juicer

An ancient ritual of fraternity folklore during which two males find a deceased female (five days plus) and then one male proceeds to engage in oral stimulation of the deceased female body (muff dive). During this act the other male positions himself in an elevated position over the body. He then proceeds to jump on the deceased female's stomach; thus projecting all of the remaining vaginal fluid buildup into the muff diver's mouth; bon apetite

Sean: Hey do you guys happen to have any mouthwash?

Crowd: No. Why?

Sean: Me and my buddy just performed the grave juicer on this bitch we dug up at the cemetary.

Crowd: Sick fuck

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grave robbing

The morbid act of looting a recently fired employees office to get all their cool stuff that was left behind. Usually done in a secretive manner after other employees have left the office.

Bob: Where is Mike?
Kevin: He is grave robbing Jack's office... he needs a new monitor and it's not like that jobless ass needs it anymore!!

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grave digger

(GRAVE•digger) n. a person who repeats an ordinarily funny joke, gag or prank to the point that is tiresome. as to "bury" it.

Jen: "I was getting really sick of John constantly talking like he was in a Kung Fu movie."
Ted: "Yeah, he is a real grave digger."

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Grave Robber

The opposite of a cougar, a woman over the age of 18 who dates older men. Differentiated from a gold digger because the men the Grave Robber dates are not necessarily rich. Also not considered jail bait, as said woman is over age, however if she was under age she would be considered jail bait.

"Ick is totally hitting on Jason right now..."
"I know she's such a Grave Robber"

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Phillip Graves

Shadow Company owner, creator, CEO, and commander. He’s probably a closeted gay man idk. He’s voiced by Warren Kole

Smash or Pass. Phillip Graves

Smash. He’s the one coming out pregnant.

What.

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early grave

when someone annoys you to the point you think you are going to die earlier than you should

Oh god you're going to drive me into an early grave