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An ancient ritual of fraternity folklore during which two males find a deceased female (five days plus) and then one male proceeds to engage in oral stimulation of the deceased female body (muff dive). During this act the other male positions himself in an elevated position over the body. He then proceeds to jump on the deceased female's stomach; thus projecting all of the remaining vaginal fluid buildup into the muff diver's mouth; bon apetite
Sean: Hey do you guys happen to have any mouthwash?
Crowd: No. Why?
Sean: Me and my buddy just performed the grave juicer on this bitch we dug up at the cemetary.
Crowd: Sick fuck
The morbid act of looting a recently fired employees office to get all their cool stuff that was left behind. Usually done in a secretive manner after other employees have left the office.
Bob: Where is Mike?
Kevin: He is grave robbing Jack's office... he needs a new monitor and it's not like that jobless ass needs it anymore!!
(GRAVE•digger) n. a person who repeats an ordinarily funny joke, gag or prank to the point that is tiresome. as to "bury" it.
Jen: "I was getting really sick of John constantly talking like he was in a Kung Fu movie."
Ted: "Yeah, he is a real grave digger."
The opposite of a cougar, a woman over the age of 18 who dates older men. Differentiated from a gold digger because the men the Grave Robber dates are not necessarily rich. Also not considered jail bait, as said woman is over age, however if she was under age she would be considered jail bait.
"Ick is totally hitting on Jason right now..."
"I know she's such a Grave Robber"
when a male hits his female partners vagina repeatedly until the vagina gets a bruse
"my wife got a pussy grave last night"
fenix is short, the living definition of adhd, a close friend of mine, but most of all… she, is a little rat. you might not notice at first… but her scheming and sneaky personality will soon catch up to you… and it won’t be good. her prettiness will deceit you… and when you least expect it… she will shed her skin to reveal her true form: evelyn’s grandmother bird. she might attempt to eat your shoelaces so be cautious of that ;) she’s a huge betrum fan girl.
greg heffley: dude what’s that on the horizon? it looks like it’s convulsing..
you: oh no… it’s fenix graves…RUN
*a silhouette of fenix on the horizon shedding its skin*
when someone annoys you to the point you think you are going to die earlier than you should
Oh god you're going to drive me into an early grave