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A grave rave is a rave or party in a graveyard or place made to look like a graveyard. Often thrown on or around Halloween.
That grave rave on Halloween was wicked!
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An ancient ritual of fraternity folklore during which two males find a deceased female (five days plus) and then one male proceeds to engage in oral stimulation of the deceased female body (muff dive). During this act the other male positions himself in an elevated position over the body. He then proceeds to jump on the deceased female's stomach; thus projecting all of the remaining vaginal fluid buildup into the muff diver's mouth; bon apetite
Sean: Hey do you guys happen to have any mouthwash?
Crowd: No. Why?
Sean: Me and my buddy just performed the grave juicer on this bitch we dug up at the cemetary.
Crowd: Sick fuck
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The morbid act of looting a recently fired employees office to get all their cool stuff that was left behind. Usually done in a secretive manner after other employees have left the office.
Bob: Where is Mike?
Kevin: He is grave robbing Jack's office... he needs a new monitor and it's not like that jobless ass needs it anymore!!
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(GRAVE•digger) n. a person who repeats an ordinarily funny joke, gag or prank to the point that is tiresome. as to "bury" it.
Jen: "I was getting really sick of John constantly talking like he was in a Kung Fu movie."
Ted: "Yeah, he is a real grave digger."
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The opposite of a cougar, a woman over the age of 18 who dates older men. Differentiated from a gold digger because the men the Grave Robber dates are not necessarily rich. Also not considered jail bait, as said woman is over age, however if she was under age she would be considered jail bait.
"Ick is totally hitting on Jason right now..."
"I know she's such a Grave Robber"
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when someone annoys you to the point you think you are going to die earlier than you should
Oh god you're going to drive me into an early grave
A tragically young death, typically at or below the age of 40 or 50.
There's quite a few variations of the phrase. "Digging yourself an early grave", "Meeting an early grave", and "Driving someone into an early grave", to name a few.
1. Rhonda's son, Carson dug himself an early grave at the age of 29, thanks to his drug abuse and alcoholism.
2. Michael and Paula had a son named Harry, who met an early grave at the tender age of eight, due to leukemia.
3. Earl's job forced him to work odd hours, resulting in severe sleep deprivation. He aged very poorly as a result, and it ultimately drove him into an early grave at the age of 36.
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