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A very selfless, humble guy that has a great sense of humor. You really need him to be your friend because he is just the right person to make you feel better when you are having a bad day. Is 100% honest with you, not one has he lied in his entire life. You will never meet anyone as kind as him. He also has the best, funniest jokes that will crack you up. Never underestimate this person.
Girl 1: Hey Shannon, uggh! I am having a bad day and got in a fight with my mom, what should I do?
Shannon: Oh, go talk to Greg, he is really understanding and will cheer you up right away!
Girl 1: Thank you so much!!! You are right, he is the best friend ever, I’m sure he will cheer me up!
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someone who has been known to have a small penis and a huge mouth.
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Greg, a small but handy instrument used for picking fluff out of the belly button when lying on the couch watching tv. rare and expensive.
I was lying on the couch enjoying playing with Greg
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An individual who is permenantly stuck in boy-hood. Often portrays immaturity and sarcasm. Greg's have no respect for anyone and cares only about getting a piece. When first meeting a Greg, he will tell you what you want to hear and is very kind - but dont let it fool you! Greg's see women as nothing more than objects and have more than one at a time. They are unreliable, untrustworthy and embarassing to be around. Gregs are not dating material and will more often than not disappoint and hurt. Greg's cannot be trusted and have an addiction to stealing and are often in trouble with the law. All Gregs should be isolated from society.
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1) An autistic pensioner
2) A walrus
"Hey, look at that old man who can't talk to anyone"
"Yeah, such a Greg"
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