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A mythical creature that appears to sesh on every full moon. Instigator of majority of sesh-related chaos. When the sesh has finally ended, this despicable creature reverts back to it's human form, only to reemerge on the next sesh.
Goddamit *name* you got into a fight with the barman over a spilt VK. You sesh gremlin.
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Un-timely urge to scratch your genitals when either in polite company or other inappropriate situation.
He was stood in line to meet the Queen and his nut gremlins were tickling so bad he thought he would pass out.
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The young child of a Karen and/or Kyle. They are often very rowdy and annoying, while their parents do nothing about them.
“Karen, please keep your crotch gremlins under control.”
The reason us nonbinarys exist. We used too many free subscriptions on fake accounts and gender gremlin took our genders as a toll.
"You met gender gremlin?"
"Yeah, i used like 14 free hulu trials."
when you shit and instead of coming out in one nice big happy block, it comes out in a bunch of little pieces reminiscent of rabbit turds, and then they float and appear to mock your inability to produce a proper crap.
crap, i got a case of the ass gremlins.
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The word "Beef" is used in a derogatory context to describe someone as "fat" or so big they are comparitive to cattle.
The word "Gremlin" is associated with a mythical and ugly creature.
When paired together, a "Beef Gremlin" is used to describe somebody who is a fat unpleasant creature.
EXAMPLE 1)
" I got so drunk last night I ended up going home with a beef gremlin"
EXAMPLE 2)
I need to go to the gym to get a summer body, I don't wanna be the beef gremlin on the beach.
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A Vagina Gremlin is the little creature that inhabits a women's vagina. The Vagina Gremlin often steals condoms off the woman's unsuspecting partner to use as a sleeping bag. This can result in accidental pregnancy. The only way to obtain the stolen condom is for the woman, or man, to reach in with middle and forefinger and "tickle" the Gremlin until it relinquishes the stolen prophylactic. A woman's period is also caused by the Vagina Gremlin. When the Vagina Gremlin is tired, which is about once a month, he will take a pickaxe and cause the vagina to bleed. The woman, wishing to stop the bleeding, will place a soft, cottony tampon in place which serves as the Vagina Gremlins pillow. It is unknown exactly how many women have a Vagina Gremlin, or how they came into existence.
"I tried to have sex with Andrea last night but her Vagina Gremlin kept taking my condom off."
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