n. explosive diarrhea, shitting the fuck out of your ass
"I just released some Guatemalan confetti on the porcelain Honda"
A form of rimjob in which one partner gets a mouth full of water and streams it into the anus of the other. He or she then proceeds to lick the area dry until they deem adequate. The same motions can be completed with: guacamole, mayo, honey, ketchup, mustard, etc. Dealer's choice
Oh my god, I heard Justin Bieber, loves giving and receiving Guatemalan Pressure-Washers.
The metal ring you put around your penis after drinking a copious amount of gallo
Yo Cousin Pat, I’ve never seen you without your Guatemalan Grommet
The exotic sex position is found only deep within the borders of Guatemala. It involves a man, a woman, and six spotters of either gender. The move begins with a small fire that must be put out only by fluids found within body, I don't know much more but I heard a 36 foot rope and a small diary are also involved.
The Guatemalan fire drill is a position commonly found in the move-set of Shainal Friedman
Some weed that my grandpa used to smoke. The most reggie weed ever.
Person 1: "Aye bro my plug just hooked me up with a $5 eighth."
Person 2: "Bruh let me see that it must be some Guatemalan pack."
Person 1: "Man shut up I don't see your plug giving you $5 eighths."
When two fat men lay on top of each other, belly to belly, naked, 69 style. They nest their penis heads into each other's bellybuttons while licking each other's toes. As they are doing this, they hum loudly.
I'm gay, but I'm not Guatemalan Helicopter gay.
When you have to shit so bad that even a full bottle of laxative won't make it happen
I haven't pooped in five days; I've got a real Guatemalan Number Two situation here. It's like Chernobyl in my stomach.