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The complete misrepresentation of anything remotely italian because italians, who are actually from europe, have class and do not concentrate their energies on date rape, frollicking, steroids, expensive material items that no one else would buy, cheap girls (who share the same, uncanny resemblance), work construction (which anyone can do), the stupid blowout hear that makes them ALL look related (which may be taken into account due to their lack of intellect), frequenting clubs in NJ, NY, etc on a nightly basis, investing in working out and continuing to dress in those work-out clothes daily, wearing make-up that make them look like dead crack whores, fake tans that make them orange (if one dyes their hair green they will be less respectable umpa lumpas) and egotistical maniacs to the point where ALL of them should be sterilized to prevent further cultural contamination.
Who's the douche who looks like they stood in front of an industrial fan for too long?
That's an unecessary element of society, a guido.
Holy crap! How do I get rid of that guido?
An irish curb stomp usually clears those parasites out of the area.
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A male who thinks they are italian living in america whose italian roots died out generations ago but still embarrising the italian community. He lives primarely in New York or New Jersey, see shit hole. He drives a honda civic with a flowmaster exhaust while also spending hours on his hair. He is a bad driver because he is talking to dumb blondes who think he is sexy on his expensive cell phone that his mommy bought him while not watching the road. He is also a metro sexual.
The Gottis are an example of guidos.
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A disgusting sweaty italian man who has no respect for women, dresses like a piece of shit in velour suits and gold chain with greasy hair and a bad attitude. These scums reside in south jersey , some in new york. They have a stupid cheesy accent to go along with their shitty style. Sometimes they wear 80s shirts or tank tops and a pair of baggy pants and sometims they wear armani knock off. Depends if they are at club , beach , etc. STay well away from them or at least try to cause they have no respect for women or dudes they with. They are rude , ignorant, foul mouth punks who need a good ass whippin. Greasebags.
Joey Buttafuco is a greasy guido
The dude you see at the beach with a fake gold chain on and a tank top or wife beater, hes the one makin stupid faces and tryin to act tough or macho and likes hes hot shit when hes really nothin- just a worthless greasebag guido.
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A "guy" that goes to the tanning bed, wears girl earrings, lip gloss, tight tank tops or untucked dress shirts that say things about their dick. must have really annoying accent and fist pump
Chad Parmenter: I want to be a guido because i love Jersey Shore.
Everyone: Youre a fairy.
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1. In Turin (Piedmont, NW Italy), bus chaffeurs. In Italian "guido" is a pun because it means "I drive" and is also a proper name for men. If you call a driver this way it seems like he's familiar to you. This saying is no longer very widespread.
Il guido prende rosso anche alle rotonde. Che palle.
The chaffeur gets the red traffic light at roundabouts, too. That sucks.
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Being one from the Tri-State area, I can confirm that a Guido is a piss poor excuse for an Italian-American selling out his culture, country, and way of life. \
Commonly seen in trendy clubs/dive bars looking like half-a-fag with slicked up hair, shirts two sizes too small, popped-collars, ripped/tight jeans, and whatever else is trendy at the time, they are often dancing in the middle of the floor like a jackass while all the regular people point and laugh.
In said habitats, they are often seen drinking bitch drinks with cute umbrellas that are various colors of the rainbow, undoubtedly symbolizing their homosexuality.
Also can be described as a douchebag, among other various insults, that has an inflated sense of self worth, compounded by the IQ of someone that is legally retarded, behaving like a complete jackass in public at all times no matter how fucking retarded he may appear.
A fake, peice of shit looking bronze tan is commonly seen on these poor excuses of a human being, which adds to their ridiculous image that makes my life a hell of a lot more bearable.
Always seen in a gym, these jacked up guys actually have the balls the size of peanuts. Unable to fight a fight on their own, the rely on the fact that they travel in packs in order to intimidate those around them. When seen on their own, flight usually takes precedence when faced with a physical altercation.
If you seen one of these creatures in the wild, take cover, take pictures, and laugh. The most pathetic thing about these kids is that they actually take themselves seriously.
ex. The Gotti Brothers, those guys you see in the funny Guido videos on youtube.com.
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Stupid fucks that are usually italians and try to be basasses by having the thick brooklyn accents to scare people but in reality they are just pussys. These people often wear to much coligne, wear gold chains, wear wife beaters, somthing from the armani exchange, and are usually pretty stupid. They often open their big mouths and brag about somthing stupid (like killing some one, robbing a house etc) and end up getting caught. They also usually have what little hair they have spicked up like they got electrcuted.
That stupid fuck danny pelosi had to open his big guido mouth about killing the guy now hes in jail 25yrs-life.
Tyson put your hair down your look like a fucking guido.
That fucking guido tried to scare me with his italian/brooklyn accent but it didnt faze me
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