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A hero is a dude who THINKS he's the coolest guy/girl going, but really is not, however it is funny to let said hero believe he is cool, so calling him a hero is the funny thing to do.
Who? Joey Rumbolt? He's a hero
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A. Someone who helps someone else out for no reason, and expects nothing else in return.
B. Someone who killed a lot of "bad guys"/ who bribed someone like a king with money for fame.
C. the barabrian definition: the guy who killed the most in battle.
A: Ghandi was a hero
B: most counts in the middle ages were apparantly heroes.
C: most likely the chief of the barbarian village was the hero, if the chief didn't kill the most, he wasn't chief anymore.
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A really really big sandwich. Usually contains all kinds of cheeses, meats, veggies...
"Hey! Who ate my hero sandwich?!?"
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Someone who tries really hard at certain activities (ie: sports, school etc...) in order to show everybody else around him how good he is, when in reality, he is only mediocre.
Teacher: Guys, Stop talking please.
Hero: GUYS! JUST BE QUIET
Everyone else: Easy, Hero.
Manager: Can I have those reports for Tuesday
Hero: They're already on your desk, sir.
Everyone else: Easy, Hero.
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An NBC television show in which several people around the world discover they have strange powers, while all the black American males are portrayed as vile, scary, harmful villians and/or jailbirds.
"Heroes is awesome, but why the hell is every black man on this show made out to be in jail, evil or villianous? Fucking pale faced producers are such cowards."
"I'm sick of having to explain to my son that white America percieves us to be a threat because of the tint of our skin cells. Now he thinks all white people are mentally retarded and actually suggested mandatory theraputic rehabilition. Thanks, Heroes. May your producers burn in hell."
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One possesed with an unusually large amount of self-esteem and self-importance despite being of no significance and having done nothing special whatsoever in their whole lives. They are often seen in small groups, presumably being attracted by something shiny. They are similar to chavsin this respect but are generally not so degenerate.
Person #1 : "Hmm, what a pompous prick."
Person #2 : "Yeah, real hero..."
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