Honey on the mind

When you're in a situation you need to think really hard but your brain is blank.

Man, during that test I had honey on the mind! Totally flunked it!

Sourwood honey

Succulent honey from the rolling hills of North Carolina that takes 3 decades for the nimble bees to produce carefully, and it spoils after 12 days or if the temperature of the Queen Bee drops below 18 celcius. After the 3 decades have passed the farmer then takes 7 and 2 quarter months to harvest each honeycomb chamber and sells each quart for 75 dollars. Goes best on Daves Killer Bread but if the bread isnt toasted the honey drips through the pores and you can wash your plate for 11 hours.

I forgot to toast my bread before applying this Sourwood honey...

honey face

Honey face is when a person has orally pleasured a woman and gets a face full of her sweet honey

Ohhh I love after he goes down on me he comes up to kiss me with his honey face

Honey Senpai

Tiny little shit that can kick your ass.

Me: Damn, honey senpai is 17, yet he acts like a child. That little shithead.

Honey: *climbs up to my room window*

Honey: I heard you were talkin shit about me.

Me: WTF-

Honey: *kicks my ass and I end up in the hospital.*

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honey-hoover

A 'Person' who has a strong desire/an obsession with providing other individuals or groups with oral-sex. Who cannot function normally without providing oral sex to others. An addiction to providing others with the practise of 'oral sex'.
A person who has to provide Cunnilingus to a woman.
A person who has to provide Fellatio and Irrumatio to a man.
A person who has to provide Analingus to another person.

"I really want to extract the honey from your genetalia"

"I need to suck your cock dry"

"I have to eat out your pussy for my fucking dinner because I applied for the 40 hour famine!"

"I'm a dirty bitch! I need my honey-hoover to come home from work or I'll get the slut next door to munch out my gravy-bucket".

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honey paper

A slang for money

Filling my pockets with some sweet honey paper

Hip Honey

When a thick girl sits on your face.

Girl: I’m too thick to sit on your Face I don’t want to hurt you

Dude: that’s alright, I like a face full of Hip honey