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A man, usually older who has a 'polyamorous' marriage with a woman, usually younger while knowing she can pick up more ass in one month than he could even hope for in a year. He pays for her boob-job, hair, nails, facelift and botox which helps her pick-up even easier, and no one is surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house,
car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.
Eg. Rando: Which one is your simp cuck temp-hubby?
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.
Worse than your granny tranny, worse than your sister a mister, worse than everything. Your opponent will get on one knee and lick your damn feet clean if you say this.
your hubby a teletubby
some random bro: i serve you my master
A husband that has been absent from the marriage 6months or longer
He was a husband but has been absent 6 months plus so a "hubby-not' he is.
annoying ass word white bitches created thinking its cute
“i made lunch for my hubby 😂😇🥰 gonna go drop it off to his work place 🥺😘”
shut the fuck up fuck you and ur hubby
hubby : Aka SULTAN <3 he's the handsomest, hottest & sweetest guy ever . Anyone who squares up on him has got to be so st*pid, i mean have u seen his biceps? they just have a d**th wish ;)
random chick : Omg look at sultan stepping out of his Porsche 718 Boxster. wait who's that behind him?
*amira pops up behind her* : that's my hubby, back off .
My hubby is laying on the couch feeding his fat face watching daytime TV