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habbo hotel

A virtual chatroom in which the implementation is somewhat questionable (you can often try to enter rooms and just get kicked back to the frontpage with no error message.), and nowadays 99% of the time, if you enter a room;

- 80% chance of there being an actual constructed queue system
- 80% chance of that queue being stuffed with losers who have nothing better to do, and remain there even if the owner treats them like shit.
- 85% chance of getting kicked while in that queue;
--- 60% chance that it's just on their own whim.
--- 40% chance it's because they see it as the most convenient way to move their 'friend' up in the queue.
--- 40% chance that if you return and ask why you were ejected, you'll get ejected again because they don't want to be shown up as a power abuser.


Those considering this place, I can only suggest you check out Furcadia, which is similar, and more importantly, has (primitive but reasonably powerful) scripting, and doesn't force you to pay for furniture. You might think the fur thing is weird, but it's nothing compared to the contents of Habbo Hotel.

Me: Does anyone here speak english?
Habbo: wtf!!1111
Me: Well, at least I'm almost at the front of the queue now.
You have been ejected.
Me (returning): What was that for?
You have been ejected.

by Snuffkin February 4, 2005

48๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


habbo au

the aussie habbo
if u wanna have some cyber without getting banned come here
there are some doosh bags thou be careful
the forums are quite interesting too
we're the hotel that pretty much started the clones
hooray!

Xemnas: Hey sexy! Wanna come down to the back of my house for some hammer hammer ram ram?!?

hotbbi356Hot: Eww, get away from me, fugly monster! Go play habbo au!

by SmartieWhaleee November 7, 2008

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Habbo Credits

A form of money used on Habbo Hotel

"Those credits are too expensive for me"
"I am going to buy a plasto chair out of the catalog with my credits"

by Heather January 27, 2005

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habbo hotel

an evil game; a game which you must play and get all your courses fail =

Habbo Hotel is fucking my school work up.

by Poopy Pear May 3, 2005

81๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


habbo hotel

habbo hotel sucks. the habbo staff rip people off! they make u spend all ur money on credits/coins. then they bann u for no reason!!! and they hav fucking silly rules!!!!!!!! they censor non-swear words! i got banned for 'ever', for telling someone 'me and my crew run things here at habbo hotel'! im gonna hack habbo, then they'll all pay!!! hahahhahaha.....

habbo hotel sucks. the habbo staff rip people off! they make u spend all ur money on credits/coins. then they bann u for no reason!!! and they hav fucking silly rules!!!!!!!! they censor non-swear words! i got banned for 'ever', for telling someone 'me and my crew run things here at habbo hotel'! im gonna hack habbo, then they'll all pay!!! hahahhahaha....

by MC_LOOT April 15, 2005

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Habbo whore

It means a habbo (person who plays habbo hotel) pretend like a whore and wants pixelsex, But it's all fake.

Simone: Hi look i'm beautiful. Do you want sex?
Wilco: No, you habbo whore!

by Kuchiyose May 7, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Habbo Babies

Sad, 15/16 Year olds, Talk With Either Numbers L1K3 TH1S
Or Zed talk
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Baby
Goldiggerz
ugly
annoying
Habbo babies

by Morphizis1234 September 27, 2008

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