April 13tg is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him
Hamish: You know what day it is today?
Woman: Yeah it’s april 13th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet
Woman: Oh well, I guess it’s the right day
A guy with a tiny penis and a emo girlfriend. R0pe1and way 62.
Hamish Forrest
refuses to not sit with his girlfriend 24/7
Some bum who is similar to a leaf as he is 0.00001 grams heavy. He gets absolutely no bitches (-50 estimated) and his parents like to belt the shit out of him. He doesn't like to go out on a windy day because he will get blown away, that's why he can't get a haircut.
That guy is such a bum his name is probably Hamish Monie
A young boy, usually overweight and in most cases extremely gay
Wow, look at that guy over there he's definitely a Hamish Wales.
best guy u will ever meet, love them to bits xx
hamish francis is so cute, I love hamish francis