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handy manny

handy manny is the brutal murderer of bob the builder and is willing to kill to get on TV to brodcast his feeling of death blood and destruction

handy manny bitch lasangnia

by 72 children 777 March 5, 2019

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Bacon Handy

When having 3 way sex with a plump or fat girl doggie style, her friend or other participants give a handjob to the person penetrating the girl from behind while the sex is at its peak.

"I was nailin fat Suzy from behind and her friend jumped in and started stroking my shaft while we were getting it on"

"oh snap nice one dude, you got a bacon handy!"

by Oscar Wyld August 23, 2011

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handy hanna

Handy hanna is a girl that gives handjobs in the back of the tesco car park for a small fee

Joshua: I'm really in desperate need for a wank!!
Hanna: well I can give you one in the back of tesco for 50p I'll even show my tits!!! That's why I'm called handy hanna!!

by Handyhanna March 1, 2015


chocolate handy

To deficate in your own hand and then wrap your hand around a guys cock and vigoriously move up and down until the male begins to cum

I gave my boyfriend a chocolate handy tonight.

by WrestlingMom April 28, 2017


Handy Balls

When your partner gives you a tug Job by first reaching under the scrotum, scooping the ball sack between the thumb and index finger, then reaching upward and grasping the cock in the same manner. Both the cock and balls are rhythmically jerked up and down at the same time to orgasm. A soft, saggy scrotum works best.

Rachel gave me handy balls last night. My nuts are sore.

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018


handy king

A person who always tries to get laid but always ends up just getting a hand job from the girl.

Thomas, you are the handy king.

by mrcool35 September 24, 2013

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Handy Trapped

When you hook up with a smokinโ€™ hot chick but you get home and find out sheโ€™s offer more than a lady and packing some serious heat (trap) But rather than bolting like a transphobic with a raging hard on sure to garner the blue balls, you settle for a vigorous old fashioned from her before grabbing an Uber and forgetting the whole thing ever happened.

I closed the bar down last night. Took home a smokin babe that was alone all night. But wound up handy trapped.

by Dick Onchin November 23, 2020