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A variation of the classic hand job in which the woman giving the hand job also spanks/slaps the erect penis in addition to rubbing and stroaking it, often times to keep it hard so the spanking/slapping can continue. The harsh hand job is typically done with the woman sitting between the man's legs or backwards with her buttocks facing the man in an almost "reverse cowgirl" position.
"I got caught going through my girlfriend's roomate's used underwear and in order to keep her from ratting me out I had to submit to a harsh hand job. She kept getting me hard then smacking my dick while scolding me for being a pervert. I never ejaculated so much in my life."
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In the same vein as harshing my mellow, except specifically referring to fandom.
The negative reaction to that new episode is totally harshing my squee. I thought it was cute!
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Don't harsh my mellow by asking me about my SAT scores.
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Stoner (marijuana smoking) origin. When an incident occurs that causes one disappointment after a period of happiness or contentment. Akin to "bursting a bubble."
Also: Harsh(es)(ed)(ing) my buzz
I was really excited about my new play station, but when the power went out it totally harshed my buzz.
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when you're peacefully blazed and something happens to ruin your high..
"Dude got baked and was screaming and shit. He completely harshed my mellow man."
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1. To annoy someone and bring them down whilst they're in a good mood
2. To annoy someone and bring them down whilst they're high
1: "This guy's annoying the fuck outta me, he's totally harsh my mellow!"
2: "Like duuude, this guy just came along and was screaming at me and dude, whoa dude HE TOTALLY HARSH MY MELLOW man!"
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cramping my style. as said by a witch on Vampire Diaries.
Gosh dude. You threw away my juice box? I wasn't done yet. You're totally harshing my juju.
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