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A dumbass school full of dumbass people. Only people with shit for brains would ever set foot in HMS.
Asshole- hey wanna go to Hastings Middle School?
guy 2- why in the hell would I do that? Hastings is for fags
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During anal, Hastings and his partner stand up facing the edge of the bed. Hastings' partner is behind him with just the tip of his penis inserted in Hasting's asshole. They they both fall forward onto the bed causing the rest of Hasting's partners penis to ram up his ass.
The best bump Jason ever took was so good, they named it after him..Crash Test Hastings.
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In German literlly means, " you hate me."
Also can be used to describe the sexual act of scat, which is poop sex.
I finally went du hast mesh on Deannas chest last night!
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The sickest and most lit song ever in all of existence
Wann hast du geburstag is pog
German saying for when you want to test someone's braveness.
"Wenn du Eier hast... brennst du deine Schule nieder." (If you're brave enough you'll burn down your school)
There is only one. And he’s one of the baddest mfs alive. No mom is safe cause he bangs them all, can easily kill a herd of Buffalo with only his mind. It’s rumored that he’s the real reason the Japanese surrendered. Not the atomic bomb. Loves to share his pot but will kill you for your pocket change after. Made Chuck Norris cry. I once seen him get hit by a car.. the car died.. known to kiss Tylers and clap Connors. He knows exactly what the worse thing Robert has ever done and will tell the world at his funeral cause there’s nothing you can do about it pussy. Runs faster than your average horse without sweat and has trained himself to hold his breath for 6 days straight underwater so can finger bang lonely dolphins in their head holes. Screaming his name will give extreme self satisfaction. He didn’t ask to be the best but someone had to be and I would say god chose squat but squat IS god. When squat dies and is put to rest Jesus will come back and the great simulation will stop and life itself will end before our very eyes. Above average size Jim dog.
SQUAAAAAAAT!!
Squat Hastings just banged my mom
And she liked it!
A definite period of excessive drinking, gambling and general degenerate behavior.
Tristan is going full hastings this weekend